Normally James Kalm would have been present for the press preview at this exhibition's opening. Unfortunately, due to assignments overseas, your reporter was out of town. To try and fulfill his mission of bringing viewers the latest in arts happenings in New York, Kalm slips into the show and tries to document a walk through on the DL (down low). A vigilant docent catches him with his camera on.

Although the uproar surrounding this exhibition has over shadowed the actual works on display, this brief tour, under the surveillance of security, gives viewers a chance to judge for themselves if the tempest is more important than the teapot.