Via the fanatic dedicated Howard Stern fan site:
Howard Stern is always full of surprises while at the same time is always predictable:
Howard Reviews Brokeback Mountain. 02/07/06. 6:50am
After the break Fred was playing Counting Crows ''Mr. Jones'' but Howard didn't like that version. He said he doesn't know why Adam Duritz can't just sing the song the right way. Artie said he remembers Bruce Springsteen doing a ''fucked up version'' of ''Born to Run'' and he wanted to rush the stage and make him do it over again.
Howard said he got a package from Vinnie Favale yesterday that had little hearts all over it. It was a copy of ''Brokeback Mountain'' so Vinnie was goofing on him. Howard said that Beth had already seen the movie but didn't tell him about it. He said he was going to watch it without her since she had already seen it. He was kind of bummed out because Beth was out doing things last night and he hates to sleep alone. He said he also feels that he's being left out of something that she's enjoying so that doesn't help.
Howard said that he's always had a chick around to either blow him or help him fall asleep. He said as long as he had sex, he would be knocked out so that's why he always wanted a woman around. Last night he thought about masturbating but decided to watch ''Brokeback Mountain'' instead. Howard said he tried to watch that ''Wife Swap'' show but it was horrible. Artie said he tried watching ''The Bachelor'' and he doesn't know how Howard can stand it because it's so bad.
Howard said that ''Brokeback Mountain'' might be one of the best movies he's ever seen. There's one ass scene that doesn't last all that long. The movie is a very moving love story and he wishes that they would force the religious right fanatics to watch it to show what happens when gays are forced to remain closeted. He told Artie that he would like the movie if he saw it. Artie figures that the producers of the movie must love that Howard is giving his blessing on the movie.
Howard said the movie was so good that he couldn't turn it off. He wanted to go to sleep after that so he thought about jerking off. Artie figured he was so creeped out by it that he didn't bother. Artie said that Dana wants to go see it so he may have to go. Howard said he didn't want to masturbate after the movie because he didn't want to confuse anyone. He said that he sometimes feels like his dead aunt is watching him too. Artie said something like ''Yeah, I'm the one who needs therapy...'' Howard pointed out that Artie is the drug addict, not him. Artie said he'd rather have a problem with blow than think that his dead aunt is watching him jerk off.
Also, a report on the CGI sheep from towelroad.