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We're Screwed: Yes Men "Special Edition" New York Post Addresses Environmental Armageddon

"SPECIAL EDITION" NEW YORK POST from The Yes Men on Vimeo.

September 21, 2009

Tabloid Tells Truth About Climate Change and How It Will Affect City, World

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Early this morning, nearly a million New Yorkers were stunned by the appearance of a "special edition" New York Post blaring headlines that their city could face deadly heat waves, extreme flooding, and other lethal effects of global warming within the next few decades. The most alarming thing about it: the news came from an official City report.

Distributed by over 2000 volunteers throughout New York City, the paper has been created by The Yes Men and a coalition of activists as a wake-up call to action on climate change. It appears one day before a UN summit where Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon will push 100 world leaders to make serious commitments to reduce carbon emissions in the lead-up to the Copenhagen climate conference in December. Ban has said that the world has "less than 10 years to halt (the) global rise in greenhouse gas emissions if we are to avoid catastrophic consequences for people and the planet," adding that Copenhagen is a "once-in-a-generation opportunity."

Although the 32-page New York Post is a fake, everything in it is 100% true, with all facts carefully checked by a team of editors and climate change experts.

"This could be, and should be, a real New York Post," said Andy Bichlbaum of the Yes Men. "Climate change is the biggest threat civilization has ever faced, and it should be in the headlines of every paper, every day until we solve the problem."

The fake Post's cover story ("We're Screwed") reports the frightening conclusions of a blue-ribbon panel of scientists commissioned by the mayor's office to determine the potential effects of climate change on the City. That report was released in February of this year, but received very little press at the time. Other lead articles describe the Pentagon's alarmed response to global warming ("Clear & Present Disaster"), the U.S. government's sadly minuscule response to the crisis ("Congress Cops Out on Climate"), China's alternative energy program ("China?s Green Leap Forward Overtakes U.S."), and how if the US doesn't quickly pass a strong climate bill, the crucial Copenhagen climate talks this December could be a "Flopenhagen."

The paper includes original investigative reporting as well. One article ("Carbon counter counts New Yorkers as fools") reveals that Deutsche Bank - which erected a seven-story "carbon counter" in central Manhattan - not only invests heavily in coal-mining companies worldwide, but has recently entered the business of coal trading itself.

The paper has the world's gloomiest weather page, covering the next 70 years rather than just 7 days. The "Around the World" section describes the
disproportionate effects of climate change on poorer parts of the world, including extreme droughts, floods, famines, water shortages, mass migrations and conflicts. Developing countries will bear the brunt of climate change effects even though they have done very little to cause the problem.

But the paper isn't all doom and gloom. An article called "New York Fights Back" notes that the carbon emissions of Big Apple residents are only one third the national average, and that the city is building 1800 miles of bike paths, planting one million trees, and replacing its fleet of police cars with hybrids. There's also a page of black-humor cartoons (in one, Charlie Brown finds Snoopy drowned), a gossip section that takes no prisoners, and a number of truly cheerful ads - for sex ("Awesome. No carbon emissions."), tote bags, bicycles, and tap water ("Literally comes right out of your faucet!").

Another ad promotes civil disobedience, encouraging readers to visit and pledge to risk arrest in a planned global action
November 30, just before the conference in Copenhagen.

"We need strong action on climate change," said David Solnit of Mobilization for Climate Justice West, one of the partners in "But history shows that leaders act only when people take to the streets to demand it. That's what needs to happen now."

This paper is one of 2500 initiatives taking place in more than 130 countries as a response to the "Global Wake-up Call" on climate change. For more information,

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Yesterday, the art pranksters known as the Yes Men struck again, bringing together a team of some 2,000 volunteers to handing out a meticulous, 32-page fake version of the New York Post on street corners throughout New York City.

The duo spearheaded a similar stunt last November, distributing a progressive parody of the New York Times [see "Oh Yes They Did!," Nov. 20, 2008]. That performance proved so popular that Greenpeace invited the Yes Men to distribute a fake, climate-change-themed version of the International Herald Tribune in Brussels this June, as world leaders met to discuss the environmental crisis.

Yesterday’s project carried on in the same vein, with the fake Post blaring headlines about the need for quick action to save the planet from global warming. The front-page headline, "WE’RE SCREWED," reflects on data that suggests dire consequences for those living on the island of Manhattan as a result of climate change. The intervention was timed to coincide with the opening of the United Nations’ "Climate Summit," today.

The edition of 1,000,000 copies of the fake Post was underwritten by an anonymous donor. The full version -- complete with a spoof, eco-themed version of "Page Six" -- is viewable online at The Yes Men, incidentally, are also debuting a new film, The Yes Men Fix the World, at Film Forum on Oct. 7, 2009.

One hiccup in yesterday’s stunt occurred when volunteers attempted to pass out the fake Post at the News Corp headquarters at 1211 Avenue of the Americas. According to photographer Jason Nicholas, who witnessed the incident, police detained three activists distributing papers outside of the building. The newspapers were reportedly seized and taken inside Post headquarters. "It seemed [the police] were acting in concert with building security because I noticed them talking before and after," Nicholas told the Daily Finance.

For the most part, however, passing out the paper went uneventfully. In addition to spreading the word about the scourge of climate change, volunteers also got some first-hand experience about the plight of the vendors who sell the Post every day. "The funniest part of handing out papers at the crack of dawn this morning was when people would turn up their noses and say, ‘I wouldn't wipe my ass with that’ or ‘That paper is a racist piece of crap,’" said filmmaker Astra Taylor, who also edited and narrated the short documentary about the morning’s events, viewable on the fake Post’s website.